AKATSUKI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a crack(le) fan-fic wooot.
it's Akatsuki time bishes *cue dancing chibis*

"ITACHI KYAAAAA"
a peacful(?) morning at Akatsuki head quarters was about to begin for WEASEL BOY ITACHI
But before his alarm clock could ring.....
"OHMYGODIT'SITACHIWEAASELBOYOHMYGODWELOVEYYOOOOOOOU UUUU!!!!!!!!"
the loud battle-cry rang through h.q. things echoed in the base..............
"HAPPYWEASELBOYITACHIOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!MARRYMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
the two fan-girls were called Miha and Min, both very annoying to akatsuki bishonen.  
"WILL YOU BARE MY CHILD ITACHI!?!??1!?"
"Don't you mean 'I want to bear your child?'"
"YEAH THAT!!!! ITACHI ITACHI TIACHI TIACHI ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!!! AND NO i WILL NOT BARE YOUR CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"Don't you mean "no i will not impregnate you?"
"yeah that......get out of my room before i mangekyou your ass"
"SOUNDS SEXY!!!"
"OUT!!!!"

so Miha and Min were kicked out of Itachi's room.

next stop for these two fan-firls was.........................THE KITCHEN!!!!!!! dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

"I smell pancakes yeah....gimme"
Deidara, the smexiest blonde bish of all time said. x]
"OMGOMGOMGOMOGOMFFFFFG!!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN PANCAKES DIEDARA-DONO!!!!I'LL GIVE YOU MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
Deidara's eye(s?) widened in fear and he ran for Sasori's room, too scared of the broken lock on his door leaving him at risk. but he should have known better, because Min was the one who broke that lock and the two would easily break Sasori's....
".....Deidara.....what are you donig in my room?"
sasori said, still half-asleep.(do puppets sleep? o.o)
"THE FAN-GIRLS ARE COMING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Sasori bolted up-right, now fully awake.
"OK EVERYONE EVACUTATE TO THE ANTI-FAN-GIRL CELLAR!!!!!!"
he yelled. but it was toooooo late. far toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late.
""SASORI-DANNASASORI-DANNASASORI-DANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"my head........"
"SASORI-DANNA CAN I BARE YOUR CHILD!?!?!?!"
"do you ask everyone that yeah....?"
"YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO BARE YOU CHILD!?!??!"
Deidara glared at her long and hard....
"I HEARD THE FAN-GIRL ALERT!!!!!"
screeched Tobi.
he saw Min and Miha and screamed like a little girl.
"THE FAN-GIRLS ARE COMING SO HIDE UNDER YOUR BEDS!!! THE FAN-GIRLS ARE COMING TO RAPE YOUR ASS TO SHREADS!!!"
everyone sweat-dropped big-time.
"Tobi....Miha and Min never come for you....they don't know if your bisheor not because of the mask."
Zetsu's white side said.
"YOUR SO UGLY NOT EVEN FAN-GIRLS GLOMP YOU!!!!!"
the black side added.
bad idea
very bad idea
Kisame was behind him.he burst out in tears.
"ITS NOT MY FAULT MY DAD RAPED A SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and ran to happy weasel boy.
Min and Miha looked at each other then started giggling like fan-girls possesed.
"ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI NII-SAN NII-SAN NII-SAN NII-SAN NII-SAN NII-CHAN NII-CHAN NII-CHAN NII-CHAN NII-CHAN WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE EEEEEEEEEEL"
"FOR GODS SAKE WHAT!?!?!!"
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
*cue gloom cloud*
"ITACHI I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
came out of no where and everyone frantically looked around for sasuke, he broke in about once a month to kill Itachi and steal deidara's conditioner.
"NO YEAH!!!! ITS MY HAIR CARE PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"how did you get here this time, foolish little brother?"
"WE BROUGHT HIM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...why?"
"BECAUSE BISHES SHOULD STAY IN GROUPS OF 4!!!!! LIKE A NINJA SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
unfortuanately Kisame had just come back in the room, and had figured that you meant he wasn't bishe enough to be Itachi's parnter.
"I'VE FAILED MY BRETHEREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY SHARK-HUMAN HYBRIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he yelled and ran out of the room again.
Miha appeared suddnely behind sasori and deidara, looping her arms around their necks.
"KISS KISS KISS!!!! COMMON YAOI ISH THE SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X]"
they stared at her. Min got out to finger puppets, one with a red thing on top and another one with artistically designed blonde hair.
she threw the Sasori one to miha.
Min an Miha mad e the finger puppets kiss and Sasori and deidara blushed.
"YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
min yelled and pushed them together.
they appeared shocked and she let go, Min and Miha reduced to giggling heeps of mass.
then they stopped and everyone stared.
"Um....they havent pulled back yet...."
Itachi said, bewildered.
Tobi sheilded his innocent eyes. (err...eye...)
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT"
Miha and Min yelled.
"You have been wooted"
min said.
Sasodei turned back into Sasori and deidara again.
"We've been what now un?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT-ed"
"WHY DONT I EVER GET WOOOOOOOOOOTED!?!!?!!"
kisame yelled and ran away in tears again.
Miha ran to catch him
"ITS WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS KISAME!!!!!!!!! WE STILL LOVERS CHUU!!!"
"yeah, and dont forget he makes a good seme in Itakisa fan-fics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Min yelled after them.
then she grinned and locked the door.
"There is no escape my wonderful Akatsuki lovelies."
*gulp*
The bishes did not escape


.:days later:.
"WHY HASN'T ANYONE GONE ON THEIR MISSIONS?!?!!" Sir Leader yelled in all his rightious fury.
he walked into Sasori's room where he'd heard nothing but screaming coming from for days.
immediatly Diedara ran up to him and cried.
"THEY WERE TRYING TO RAPE US YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Leader stared
"Hey, Sir Leadewr, i gotta question!!"
Miha said
"then ask it you overly hyped up fan-girl
"DO YOU HAVE A NAME!!??!?!?!"
Min asked after.
"Of course."
"WHAT IS IT!?!?!"
the two asked together.
"It's ....."
" IT'S SIR LEADER!!!!!!"
Tobi yelled, finally drawn out of the fetal position he had assumed in order to block out the "negative imagery:" as he'd put it.
"dot dot dot"
"hey tobi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
""yeah"
"ARE YOU A BISHE?!?!!"
Miha and Min yelled again.
before he could answer, Min had pounced on him, Miha grabbing for his mask.
"OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG"
"IT'S OBITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WAIT....how do we know who obito is? the english dubbing of the manga and/or anime hasnt gotten to the Kakshi gaiden arc yet."
"so? the english dubbing hasnt gotten to the Return of Itachi mini-arc either in the manga, but we still know about the Akatsuki. and lover them x3"
"good point"
"I ORDER YOU FAN-GIRLS OUT OF AKATSUKI BASE RIGHT NOW!!!"
leader said.
"come on Leader baby, dont you wanna join in the fun?"
"X333"

the screaming doesn't stop now.....

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this has been a Mr.FluffyButt production.
all incidents involving this fooshed up fan-fiction are entirly fictional and is in no way involved with the manga and anime
This was a collaboration work of ME sesshomarus4never(Min) and Dragonfire76 (Miha)

we do not own Naruto or Akasuki, if we did, they would all be gay, naruto would be a yaoi manga, and Akatsuki would be our personal harem(and whore-house) of super sexy yaoi Bishonen x3

naruto characters are (c) of Masashi Kshimoto-ka